We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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