I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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