just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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