FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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