Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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