Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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