did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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