brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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