Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
