More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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