Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
