what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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