In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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