Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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