If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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