I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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