How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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