you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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