She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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