In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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