Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
These tits shall not be calmed
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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