i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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