Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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