Non-Jews are for practice
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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