My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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