so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize