You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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