I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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