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(515): View more from Iowa

i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.

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(425): View more from Washington

I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.

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(214): View more from Texas

The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.

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(714): View more from California

Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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(714): View more from California

The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.

(310): View more from California

Best. Text. Ever.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES

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