I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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