marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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