I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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