white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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