"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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