Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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