that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
