For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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