hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Randomize
