i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Randomize
