Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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