Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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