I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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