Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Houston, we have a squirter
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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