I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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