Did you just see the Batmobile???
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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