From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
