You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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