i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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