This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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