i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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