So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You need Xanax blowdarts
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize
