STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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