I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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