have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You made out with two different species that night
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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