She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just had sex bonerless
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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