Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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